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 Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
Doc Constantine
Doc Constantine
Doc Constantine Cures What Ails Ye!

Curious catholicons that will correct your most confounding complaints!

Do not be fooled by medical mesmerists! Doc Constantine's cure-alls are the One True Solution to all life (and undeath's) ills!

Doc Constantine's label illustrations were hand-drawn by the inimitable Madame Talbot.

Kindly click on the label for more information and detail of the artwork!

PERFUME OIL BLENDS
$15.00 per 5ml bottle.
Presented in an amber apothecary vial.

bruised violet compound
.remain vigorous in undeath.
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nostrum remedium
.prolong life indefinitely.
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slippery poppy tincture
.strengthen the astral body.
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stimulating sassafras strengthener
.reverse depraved conditions.
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While these blends certainly do soothe the mind and bolster the spirit, they are sold as curios only. They are not to be taken internally, or used in any capacity other than that of a perfume. These are tributes to quack medicines of yore and were created in the spirit of nostalgia. This is all tongue-in-cheek, friends. Please do not consider these serious pharmaceuticals.

The illustrations for Doc Constantine's series were hand-drawn by Madame Talbot. Please pay her site a visit to see more of her astounding artwork, fascinating curio exhibitions, and beautiful handmade dolls!

BLACK PHOENIX ALCHEMY LAB, BPAL, IMP'S EARS, A LITTLE LUNACY, CARNAVAL DIABOLIQUE and all oil names are trademarks of the Black Phoenix Partnership. Illustrations on this page by Madame Talbot. All rights reserved.